Location: Roma, Italia

Subject: Drunken Soccer in memory of the holocaust.

To everyone who is reading, some words of advice about going to holocaust memorials. Don't go out drinking at private after-hours clubs for 5 hours before kickoff. Especially with the team captain, a DJ, and a local bartender. Now you may ask yourself, who the fuck is this? What in the world is he talking about? And why is he telling us this?
While I'd love to elaborate on the final details of this event at the present time, I am about to use up all of my 2 euros worth of time at this internet station. So folks, you're just going to have to wait until tomorrow to get the skinny, if you even give a shit. I think you will. Who can resist a story that involves a sleepless night, finishing a bottle of bacardi before noon, nuns, DJs, private clubs, girls, a Serie C (minor league) soccer player, big macs, and a nationally televised (Italy) soccer game played in memorium of the holocaust?

So....until domani regazzi, ciao bella.